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Eat The Reich x Dispel Dice

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ETR x Dispel Dice present the hottest, most glaring, sharp-edged neon dice you’ve ever seen, with individual artwork by Will Kirkby.

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A zooomed-in shot of neon and fluorescent six-sided dice
ALL THE DICE $114.00

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Neon Rot Dispel dice
NEON ROT $60.00

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Fluorescent Flesh Dispel Dice
FLUO FLESH $60.00

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Eat The Reich, cover showing, and eight Dispel dice
DICE + BOOK SET $132.02

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Rowan, Rook and Decard are proud to announce our collaboration with Dispel Dice – purveyors of some of crispest polyhedrals on the market – to create two sets of luxuriously disgusting six-sided dice for use in your games of Eat the Reich, or indeed any situation where you need to generate one to four instances of a number ranging between one and six.

Each set contains four dice, precision-engineered to the exacting standards that Dispel Dice are famous for and loaded with Will Kirkbyโ€™s beautiful art. By wrapping Willโ€™s drawings around a vibrant core and encasing it within pristine resin, these miniature masterpieces are about as close as you can get to witnessing Cosgraveโ€™s arcane phantasmagoria without travelling back in time to fictional 1940โ€™s France.

You can pre-order one, both, or none of these sets right away: we’re taking pre-orders until late November, then weโ€™ll make as many as you want us to. These wonโ€™t be available in our store, and we arenโ€™t going to keep a bunch on hand, because as it turns out making lovely dice like this is expensive.

Dispel Dice will be manufacturing these bad boys once pre-orders close, and we’re expecting that the dice will reach you in April 2026.

NEON ROT BOX

The NEON ROT dice box contains:

ECTO: The brightest, eye-searingest green we could get contrasted by pink numerics painted over the top. Depicts some kind of gunk: Irynaโ€™s occult runoff? Chuckโ€™s undead snot? Whoโ€™s to say. Much to consider.

FINGER/NAIL: Severed finger with an iron nail jammed through it, shoulder-barged onto a dice net and wrapped around a cube. Yellow numerics shine bright against necrotic flesh.ย 

FLIES: You kill enough nazis โ€“ and donโ€™t pop the corpses somewhere sensible, like in a very large fridge โ€“ then youโ€™re gonna get flies. Flies like the ones on this dice! (Iโ€™m not doing to use the singular โ€œdie.โ€ I donโ€™t like it. Deal with it.) These friendly little blighters scuttle around on an audaciously purple backdrop.

MAGGOTS: You know what they say โ€“ whereโ€™s thereโ€™s smoke thereโ€™s fire, and where thereโ€™s flies thereโ€™s maggots. So here are some maggots! These chubby fellas are key to our ecosystem, as disgusting as they may appear, so weโ€™re celebrating by pulling a few out of a rotting fascist and letting them wriggle around on the faces of a six-sided dice.

FLUORESCENT FLESH BOX

MEAT: Fascist or resistance fighter, mortal or vampire, dog or cat: at the end of the day, weโ€™re all made out of meat. (Technically Cosgrave is made of sawdust, leather and old spiders, but he started out as meat.) And so is this dice, in a Ceci Un Pipe sort of way: audaciously colourful guts and various other red-pink offals sit coquettishly beneath lurid yellow numerics.

EYES: Loose lips sink ships, but loose eyes sound like a much messier problem. Keep those (bright green) eyes all in one place, cosseted by a charming blue backdrop and crowned with pink numerics.

SPINE: They said we couldnโ€™t fit an entire spinal column into a tiny cube, and whatโ€™s more, they said we shouldnโ€™t on account of โ€œethical concerns.โ€ But such mealy-mouthed cowardice is the enemy of true progress, so behold: all of a backbone and a decent section of a ribcage curled around (and protecting?) a fluorescent pink centre.

TEETH: Teeth. Teeth. TEETH. TEETH! *starts pounding table* TEETH! TEETH! TEETH! Thatโ€™s right: this charming random number generator features upwards of twenty-five teeth, which is only a few less than the adult average of 32. Maybe the remainder are towards the middle.

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