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So: you broke up with a witch. How bad is this going to be?

1 – Itโ€™s fine, because they kept some of your hair, and made a copy of you that doesnโ€™t complain or leave the cupboard doors in the kitchen open. So itโ€™s fine. Itโ€™s all fine. It doesnโ€™t want to hunt you down and eat you or anything; and even if it did, that wouldnโ€™t make […]