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Eat The Reich x Dispel Dice

ETR x Dispel Dice present the hottest, most glaring, sharp-edged neon dice you’ve ever seen, with individual artwork by Will Kirkby.

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A zooomed-in shot of neon and fluorescent six-sided dice
ALL THE DICE $114.00

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Neon Rot Dispel dice
NEON ROT $60.00

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Fluorescent Flesh Dispel Dice
FLUO FLESH $60.00

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Eat The Reich, cover showing, and eight Dispel dice
DICE + BOOK SET $132.02

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Rowan, Rook and Decard are proud to announce our collaboration with Dispel Dice – purveyors of some of crispest polyhedrals on the market – to create two sets of luxuriously disgusting six-sided dice for use in your games of Eat the Reich, or indeed any situation where you need to generate one to four instances of a number ranging between one and six.

Each set contains four dice, precision-engineered to the exacting standards that Dispel Dice are famous for and loaded with Will Kirkby’s beautiful art. By wrapping Will’s drawings around a vibrant core and encasing it within pristine resin, these miniature masterpieces are about as close as you can get to witnessing Cosgrave’s arcane phantasmagoria without travelling back in time to fictional 1940’s France.

You can pre-order one, both, or none of these sets right away: we’re taking pre-orders until early January, then we’ll make as many as you want us to. These won’t be available in our store, and we aren’t going to keep a bunch on hand, because as it turns out making lovely dice like this is expensive.

Dispel Dice will be manufacturing these bad boys once pre-orders close, and we’re expecting that the dice will reach you in April 2026.

NEON ROT BOX

The NEON ROT dice box contains:

ECTO: The brightest, eye-searingest green we could get contrasted by pink numerics painted over the top. Depicts some kind of gunk: Iryna’s occult runoff? Chuck’s undead snot? Who’s to say. Much to consider.

FINGER/NAIL: Severed finger with an iron nail jammed through it, shoulder-barged onto a dice net and wrapped around a cube. Yellow numerics shine bright against necrotic flesh. 

FLIES: You kill enough nazis – and don’t pop the corpses somewhere sensible, like in a very large fridge – then you’re gonna get flies. Flies like the ones on this dice! (I’m not doing to use the singular “die.” I don’t like it. Deal with it.) These friendly little blighters scuttle around on an audaciously purple backdrop.

MAGGOTS: You know what they say – where’s there’s smoke there’s fire, and where there’s flies there’s maggots. So here are some maggots! These chubby fellas are key to our ecosystem, as disgusting as they may appear, so we’re celebrating by pulling a few out of a rotting fascist and letting them wriggle around on the faces of a six-sided dice.

FLUORESCENT FLESH BOX

MEAT: Fascist or resistance fighter, mortal or vampire, dog or cat: at the end of the day, we’re all made out of meat. (Technically Cosgrave is made of sawdust, leather and old spiders, but he started out as meat.) And so is this dice, in a Ceci Un Pipe sort of way: audaciously colourful guts and various other red-pink offals sit coquettishly beneath lurid yellow numerics.

EYES: Loose lips sink ships, but loose eyes sound like a much messier problem. Keep those (bright green) eyes all in one place, cosseted by a charming blue backdrop and crowned with pink numerics.

SPINE: They said we couldn’t fit an entire spinal column into a tiny cube, and what’s more, they said we shouldn’t on account of “ethical concerns.” But such mealy-mouthed cowardice is the enemy of true progress, so behold: all of a backbone and a decent section of a ribcage curled around (and protecting?) a fluorescent pink centre.

TEETH: Teeth. Teeth. TEETH. TEETH! *starts pounding table* TEETH! TEETH! TEETH! That’s right: this charming random number generator features upwards of twenty-five teeth, which is only a few less than the adult average of 32. Maybe the remainder are towards the middle.

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