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What are these dwarves doing?

1 – Theyโ€™re all getting married to each other, simultaneously. (Dwarf marriage is strange.) They need to find wedding dresses, traditional beard cosies (itโ€™s winter) and wedding gifts for one another. Oh, and the roasted corpse of some giant subterranean beast for the reception, like their mothers and fathers had. 2 – Theyโ€™re creating a […]

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How did you get The Sight?

Header image by Teeejayy on Flickr 1 – Dad wasnโ€™t around a lot when you were growing up, because dad was a kitchen god that mum summoned with some back-pocket voodoo and bodged-together mystic resonances she bought off some guy out of the back of his car. Sometimes, when you go back to visit her, […]