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What minor pocket dimension have we stumbled into?

1 – First, you need to find a tree thatโ€™s stood for more than a century; then it has to get struck by lightning, and die. Then you have to crawl down inside the rotted-out trunk of it, into the ground, and eventually (pray itโ€™s a short trip) youโ€™ll emerge into the garden. There isnโ€™t […]

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Whatโ€™s different about these gnomes?

1 – Gnomes are what happens when you leave magic items unattended for long periods of time; they absorb information from around them, grow and become sentient, then sprout a pair of legs and wander off into the countryside to go live up a tree or down in a cave. To that end, itโ€™s quite […]

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Whatโ€™s weird about these elves?

1. Theyโ€™re feral, like all elves are until the age of 100 or so. Up until that point they dwell in the forests in caves, or improvised lean-tos; they hunt with their nails and teeth, leaping out of trees and tearing the throats out of deer. At the end of their first century, they undergo […]

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WHAT DOES THIS UNICORN WANT?

1 – Elf flesh. Its horn functions as an always-on Hand of Glory, which immobilises any elf who looks at it because itโ€™s so beautiful. Then the unicorn eats them. But it hasnโ€™t evolved canine teeth yet, so it takes a while, and theyโ€™re alive for most of it. 2 – Itโ€™s an emissary from […]

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Which Fey Court is involved in this?

Header image by Anton Novoselov on Flickr 1 – THE CONCRETE COURT. Who are in charge; who rule the high-rises, whose eyes are television, whose hair is a thousand flowing telephone wires, whose breath is choking exhaust, whose pulse is the thrum of traffic and the drone of air-con units, who are brilliant and terrible […]