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Whatโ€™s different about these gnomes?

1 – Gnomes are what happens when you leave magic items unattended for long periods of time; they absorb information from around them, grow and become sentient, then sprout a pair of legs and wander off into the countryside to go live up a tree or down in a cave. To that end, itโ€™s quite […]

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How are you still alive?

1 – Duct tape and epoxy putty. You just stuck yourself together. Further examination of your body shows multiple patch-jobs concealed under your clothing – fishing-line stitches, sawdust and staples instead of organs, and so on. You are entirely unsure why you havenโ€™t died yet, but it seems to be working. 2 – An angel […]

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Who are they, and why are they coming after you?

Header image by Transformer18 on FLickr 1 – They claim to be angels; theyโ€™re all platinum blonde, regardless of skin tone, and they move in a way that suggests theyโ€™re actually six-winged flaming chariot-people stuffed into unconvincing human suits. Theyโ€™re trying to pre-rapture you. They say youโ€™ve been really good, and He wants to speak […]