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What kind of dragon is that?

1. Aluminium. The other dragons make fun of it because itโ€™s weaker than they are; it has hollow metal bones, great feathered wings, and its maw is more beak than teeth. Instead of gouts of flame, it emits a stabbing jet of superheated air with an ear-splitting screech that can easily melt through steel. Its […]

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Whatโ€™s under the church?

1 – Another church. Older, for a different religion; lots of crows, tapestries of a great and terrible crown. Roll again on this table to see whatโ€™s under this one. 2 – A roiling mass of worms. You canโ€™t tell how far down they go, or what theyโ€™re surviving on down there. The door slams […]

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What happens when you die?

1 – The devil challenges you to a game of your choosing in exchange for a better position in Hell. You canโ€™t โ€œwin,โ€ per se, because the devil cheats, but youโ€™re at least in with a chance of getting a role as a middle manager or informant on the other guys. One death mage invented […]

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What’s weird about this flying castle?

1 – Itโ€™s powered by divine energy, rather than arcane, so the central structure is a huge chapel with a hundred-strong choir belting out devotional hymns around the clock. If they stop singing, the god who makes the thing fly will look away from it, and itโ€™ll crash to the ground – or thatโ€™s what […]

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What’s at the bottom of this well?

1 – The top of the other well. We donโ€™t talk to the folk down there – theyโ€™re strange. Sometimes music leaks up, so plug your ears with wax when you go to collect water during a solstice, else youโ€™ll be drawn down beneath. 2 – A very stuck dragon. We couldnโ€™t get him out. […]